Rumors of Early Fall, 823 N.V.R

  • Refugees have been hearing loud screaming coming from the woods.
  • Captain Durand Nash and the Little Victory were last spotted transporting baked goods to and from Salendale.
  • Eleanora is secretly fascinated with birds. Maybe Florica should watch out.
  • Smoke and Lark are spending more time in the kitchen. They’re probably trying to poison us.
  • Can you have a town whose predominant culture is Wanderer?
  • In the neverending forest, there is a hidden vault where an evil wizard who used to raise skeletons from the dead was sealed away for 500 years! But the time is almost up, and the weather fairies are worried he will escape soon.
  • Information isn’t the only thing that comes in webs.
  • Durand requires all his crew members to become alchemists, because he talks in his sleep and tells secrets.
  • Clank, clank, clank
  • Lee is actually a Hurzicht, they’re always wearing a hat.
  • The Gatekeeper of Void has an agreement with the Davenstern so that he can receive mail
  • The HOA meets on Aldersday around 10th bell. Bring your dues!
  • The new recreational potion crazy sweeping Marsega - Whelming Whimsy!
  • The stories will REALLY take you back.
  • Captain Durand Nash and the Little Victory don’t exist. That’s just Captain Nurand Dash and the Biggest Win.
  • Eleanora is looking for the perfect gift for a special someone. Does her husband know?
  • Lothlans are more reverish than vigorish if you really think about it.
  • Captain Durand Nash and the Little Victory were last spotted sailing the seas, not doing anything just playing pai sho.
  • The trees have eyes, and so do the caves.
  • Amos has been collecting apples. What does he need all those apples for?
  • Lee was involved in a hilarious mix-up between two fellows named Orfeo. Don’t ask.
  • Clank, clank, clank
  • The militia captain better watch his back.
  • Captain Durand Nash and the Little Victory don’t exist. That’s just Captain Nurand Dash and the Enormous Defeat.
  • Two new Sarto Seis will be appointed before the year is out.
  • The Final Death bell shall ring over Oak Harbor this moon.
  • We have one milk source, yes. But what about second milk source?
  • A graveyard holds many secrets. A secret comes in many forms.
  • Captain Durand Nash and the Little Victory were last spotted beachcombing just outside of Kirkale.
  • Lyki was seen in travelling along the roads between Galice and Fanfia.
  • Some problems will take care of themselves, if you just step aside and don’t mind losing one of your own.
  • Dester was heard shrieking, “Soon it will all be mine!”
  • The Knife, the Wife, the Snitch, the Thief; Which one wields the Witchwood leaf?
  • Aldenbergs have daddy issues.
  • Pay no attention to the one behind the notepad.
  • Captain Durand Nash and the Little Victory were last spotted caroling in Asola.
  • Anyone have a good recipe for apple-mushroom casserole?
  • A Velliar looks at a painting in a Celire art gallery and says, “Brothers and sisters I have none, but that man’s father is my father’s son.” Who is in the painting?
  • There is a Lunar Light Bear who has been seen in the neverending forest, who has fur made of vines. The vines can go into people, and if they are good people then the bear will help their hearts, but if they are bad people then it will crush their hearts!
  • Roderago knows more dead people than living people.
  • Dock workers have been sharing tales of a large serpent out at sea. Each shop reports it closer and closer to the oak harbor waters.
  • The portmaster is very confused, the Little Victory was heading for Doulo.
  • When graves go astray, the skeletons play.
  • The Witchwood tree is a cow, both white and black.
  • The Gatekeeper of Void does not bother to learn the names of people unless they do something to earn his interest.
  • Debate rages about which pays better in the long run - art gallery guard, or art thief.
  • Clank, clank
  • Kael is looking a lot warmer than she used to.
  • The Velliar and the Davenstern both want something that is hidden deep within the Witchwood.
  • The latest wandering minstrels have a performance to die for.
  • It’s a good thing you don’t have to pay the Davenstern to receive mail, or Herbert would be bankrupt.
  • We can’t tell you what the Hurzicht activity at the cultural festival will be.
  • The Velliar with the best thesis at the end of the year gets to keep the snake.
  • The competition for the tea business in down is becoming steep. Maybe even over-steeped.
  • Some of the new settlers have been spotted with Purple lights.
  • The Jade Dragon is scared of the Shadowmaul.
  • Order the mushroom soup.
  • Sufficiently advanced weaving is indistinguishable from Alchemy.
  • Rosen looks harmless, but don’t get him mad.
  • The trees are getting better! The bandits are getting worse.
  • What goes well with cheese, tea, and apples, and is surrounded by friends and potential violence?
  • If you bring together people with each of the 6 colors of light spell, you unlock the gate to the 7th realm.
  • Cozette is starting an omlette business.
  • Snaer must have fallen for someone, he keeps carving his initials into trees.
  • Better the evil you know than the unknown unknown you don’t.