- Everybody’s crazy about acorn season!
- We know who the best dads are, but the toughest competition is yet to come: the Bad Dad Olympics.
- Void will handsomely reward those who feed its Hunger.
- Resting between the sky and a blanket sounds refreshing, doesn’t it?
- Sunshine keeps you warm, rain makes the flowers grow - it’s win win!
- Lumberjacks and miners have been going missing again.
- Kellis is fine, we’re all fine here now, thank you. How are you?
- Seems like the dinosaurs have been very well behaved, lately. I wonder who we have to thank for that?
- Mogudad McDoogh the Bound, the True Flagsnatcher, President of the Oak Harbor Hilltop Occupancy Society, Treasure Slayer will help you with your quest.
- A mysterious figure has been seen wandering around, asking for the best story. Do you have one?
- ‘‘Tick, Tick, Tick’’
- Vandriel is looking for volunteers willing to get stabbed (preferably 2 at a time).
- The Guardians are offering a large reward for the capture of someone they have in custody.
- Don’t hunt the birds.
- Posters have been going up around town from a mysterious TM. It seems they’re looking for ambitious folks for a competition.
- Wisteria joined the militia.
- A terrible nightmare has been consuming other nightmares.
- There is a new court in town.
- Johanna Umschaden’s ships have been barred from Honafos, Norok, and Monia.
- There is a romance novel about Strigford that he wants to hide.
- Shambrin’s new armor wasn’t made from a velociraptor, it was gifted to him by one.
- We’re all so lucky to have a great gatekeeper like Ficus!
- I wonder if there’s anything worth celebrating happening this gather. It sure would be nice to have a cake to share!
- The Trader wanders close once more; On Elmsday when you hear 12 chimes; Again exposed in sight of shore; But Fate finds him on the other side
- The more one has mastered, the less one agrees.
- The Fairweather Friends have some demands.
- Wonderful! Friendly! Trustworthy! Corrupt!
- This time the stray body parts are made of what? Oh, sure. Seen that before.
- Are you feeling lucky? How much is it worth to you?
- Don’t worry about the big thing that glows in the dark. It’s Fine.
- A fire circle on Elmsday? Not Willowsday? Suspicious. Oh, or avoiding overlap with the casino. That checks out.
- Harbor inspectors are on high alert in Aethis, Juldan, and Zantia, looking for evidence of smuggled Quesa.
- New memories are sharp, old memories are dull, if they are there at all.
- You summon cat!? You summon cat like some undead?! Oh, happenings for mortals! Happenings for 1,000 seconds!
- Is it possible to put too much tracking into something?
- Look who grew so big! Aww!!!
- Shackled Shades that seemed to be attacking the Hania seriously all summer just stopped a couple of weeks ago. What’s with that?
- Timiri has looked really stressed lately. Is she okay?
- Cartus Mann is trying to build a martial arts performance troupe big enough to rival Tobias’s Golden Idol Tour.
- Cutest bird: Ostriches, or Rivet Vultures? (Both? Both.)
- The Conclave is over; why are new Maestras still showing up?
- The Pirates and the Bandits have both been pretty quiet, has Luvik finally stopped harassing us?
- Have you seen that weird bubbling coming up from the harbor?
- There are strange toothmarks throughout the woods, as if something large has been gnawing, delicately, on leaves, bark, flower petals, clumps of mud…
- The color guard has enlisted five mortals across Marsega to dream weapons and equipment for them.
- That guy looks really familiar. He must share a tailor with someone in town…
- And you thought Rat commerce was weird…
- There is no wrath like that of a gentle person.
- Why did Zevvi steal the Bellumite Falcon?
- Jubilee came, and Lee went? Where did they go?
- Rachel hour: It’s a bit before lunch.
- The trained dinosaurs are drawing Interest from the Outside…
- Yes, beacon good! We love the beacon!
- Studies show that singing makes you live longer.
- Evrenset is a good day to kill facists
- You can never have enough mushroom friends.
- Why make what you can buy? But some vendors are choosy…
- Evrenset house rules: Leaners are 2 points in horseshoes.
- The Umschaden family is losing business as they face allegations of trading in the disreputable mind-numbing drug, Quesa.
- Anyone who interrupts play practice will face CONSEQUENCES.
- Velikah is originally from a Hurzicht community.
- Vigor is a perfectly oiled machine and everyone there 100% knows what they are doing. And everyone definitely agrees that everyone else is doing their best.
- White is the dust of the state of dreaming.
- Do not make Sigurd leave his chair because he will always choose violence.
- The Araneae society are back at it again.
- The biggest bet on Willowsday evening: Who will have the most awkward date?
- Everyone knows Fáelán is the antlers and not the lyra under them.
- Tobias? More like toe bias. He’s silently judging your piggies.
- If Scourge hates being called, “The Rat King,” then what the void is that?
- The true power of Evren is friendship. No one would get a mantle of Evren without some good friends. Very good.
- Don’t miss the Special Guest at the Casino!
- Gosh I hope there isn’t some kind of Felicitoro or something under Lee’s hat we just don’t know about… That would be horrifying!
- Has the cheese around here been talking to you?
- Any missing limbs found in the woods should be left as is and reported to Fáelán.
- Well, that’s the most terrifying clean-up crew ever.
- The Guardians are searching very intently for someone they have locked up… what are they hiding?
- Make sure to add as many identifying details as necessary to make sure your letter is brought unambiguously to its intended recipient.
- What the heck is a hex?
- What in the name of Vigor did Yorick just pour into the Hearth? And why does he smell so nice?
- Someone has to hunt the Glawakus.
- Ain’t no party like Void party because a Void party don’t.
- Some people stir their coffee clockwise. Some stir it counter-clockwise. Only the clockwise people are right.
- Maeve’s fish look a little sparklier this gather.
- Ravenna’s Sanctum is guarded by three fell beasts and one fallen one.
- I dreamed that a green door was slammed in my face! and my sister had the same dream!
- Enki asked Caligo to turn him back into a mistwolf.
- How ’bout them apples? Amos knows.
- Oh great, someone else is carrying around a bucket.
- Is Zelai looking a little leafy these days?
- Anatoly has been missing because he was absorbed by the Heart of Fire.
- Leaf Dab can do what now?
- Everybody is getting tied to trees these days…
- If you see somebody walking around with something strange on their face, it’s rude to point it out to them. Or anyone. Don’t tell anyone.
- The Fish know what they did.
- Yorick von Walfen of Clan Orsgul is issuing a challenge to the Tollscir of Tarves
- Have you heard the good news about The Pineapple?!
- Recipe for a broiled feldgheister house: Ingredients: Salt. Lots of Salt.
- Astrophel’s flatulent alter ego: Gastrophel, the bean Lyra.
- Honestly, you might have expected worse from pure, concentrated void.
- Can hedgehogs legally own property?
- Widdershins or bust.
- The new mushroom entity is actually Gosten - just look at the color scheme.
- Every other day is a good day to kill facists.
- A few tattered copies of a book have been found around town, titled To Serve Evren.
- The towns’ Weavers seem restless.
- Enki is joining the Guardians in order to burn down the library.
- Tobias’ musical is a ritual to send Mesiel’s spirit to Void.
- And you thought Faelan howled a lot before they learned to get news via the Twilight Bark.
- Remember to always use up-to-date maps.
- Caldune is starting a cult.
- Kellis has spent the summer learning to walk near magma pits and resist the temptation to jump in.
- Giraffes are a voidic reverish creation.
- A good field surgeon should be able to remove all sorts of bodily tissue.
- Yorick is commissioning a suit for a wedding.
- Tochras got promoted because Kael got a shinier new apprentice.
- The Seer Alaundo says that a man will throw the last of his family in the fire for the chance to rest
- Famed Davenstern Judge Brannigan was found captured by bandits, brutally beaten. When asked if he would like to try them he said “The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongey and bruised.”
- Dolan is Apple Bitey Man.
- Lee should keep a weather eye out for suitors. The Leepers aren’t the only ones closing in.
- I wonder who Erris got on the wrong side of.
- What has Zevvi been up to lately? She seems distracted.
- You should ask Yorick about his prickle’s adventures.
- Peacock feathers must be in fashion; I’ve been seeing them everywhere…
- Nothing bad has ever happened when you hang out with the Great Possum Spirit! You definitely won’t need gloves!
- You aren’t being watched. You’re being watched over.
- The Zaffiro’s bargain didn’t work out.
- A group of Daler are raising pigs in a pond to prove they are water creatures after vowing to not eat red meat.
- The branches whisper “Bones, Bones, Bones, Ruuuuun” in the night.
- Manta rays with strange colors on their back have been seen in the harbor.
- Order isn’t everything
- What is with these dancing fish?
- Turns out, Dolan may have some pyromaniac tendencies…
- The woods are writhing and I don’t like it.
- The Owls have flown back to Celire, now don’t come back!
- Does that body look… familiar? I can’t quite place it without the head.
- The sapling spreads to the sky, fresh and clean.
- Is it Or-fee-oh or Or-fey-oh?
- Have you heard the song? The Song! The Song!
- That poor child, no one has found them yet!
- Puff, the magic mushroom, lives in Reverie…
- The fields are bursting and ready to harvest. What lives in the fields is ready too.
- A lad in green paid me for a little adventure and opened the gate! Easiest leaf I’ve made in years!
- Fáelán’s missing dad is actually Drinn (or his missing identical Twinn), who left them as a young pup. Now he has tracked them to Oak Harbor to attempt to reconnect.
- Lots of red eyeshadow around town, the new fashion I guess.
- A chrysalis the size of a house, steaming every so gently.
- Not a Grindelow anywhere to be found. That’s good, right?
- Evrenset is here! Come one, come all! Partake in fine produce and drinks, and show off your dodging and shooting skills!
- Oak Harbor has questions about cured meats.
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