- Mogudad McDoogh is missing!
- Life’s so dull and dreary these days - why not embrace what little joys you can find?
- Man there sure has been a lot of piracy lately
- Someone has been kidnapping alchemists
- Enki is now the head mistwolf.
- A really tall kobold has been seen in the mines
- You thought the cheese was weird before? Just you wait.
- My, the witchwood certainly is full of animals.
- Screeeeeeeeeeeem. Screeeeeeeeach.
- Some noted sommeliers have been suggesting that Oak Harbor’s latest vintage may be superior even to the best from Celire.
- Mo is from Luvik, but never talks about it. I wonder why that is?
- Strange explosions burned down part of an apple orchard. The farmers is quite upset.
- a mystic’s talisman actually contains their soul, and their body just exists to carry it around.
- If you see a mistwolf you should pet it for good luck! They’re very freindly
- Zevvi has Assassinated Zelai and is now the Head of the Oak Harbor Mystics Guild
- The theater in Juldan was looted by Lothlan children.
- If you’re going out into the forest for any reason, bring a way to unroot yourself.
- Grandmothers only make good things happen.
- It’s better to regret something you have done than something you haven’t done.
- Can beings from other realms have gravestones?
- Someone has been kidnapping Velliar
- Savia is learning to make cheese from mistwolf milk.
- Thieves! Thieves!
- The Velliar are setting up housing loans for the refugees in exchange for labor to construct their Tower.
- The bureau of orchard affairs is hiring and word is Amos has apple-ied for the job
- Something’s not quite right with that cheese lady. And if you beasts are collared tight, perhaps I need to find beasts of my own…
- Tesori is just the word “treasure” in a different language. But which language? Are there even other spoken languages?
- Since Mogudad went missing, Astrophel and Dolan pivoted their careers into marketing and now call themselves the ADLads
- The Cheese Cult is a lie, it doesn’t actually exist, it’s a Felicitoro front to do crazy cheese stuff.
- Praise the glory of the milk cow! Behold the gold she makes that we may shape it into the altars of our mind-body!
- There are no such things as voidic ley lines.
- Orfeo sings his final song, dances his final dance.
- Have you ever seen Zelai and Zevvi in the same place at the same time?
- The Gatekeeper of Void appears to be a popular pen pal
- The Tesori will take revenge on the trade stealers.
- Eyes are buy one get one free, void where prohibited.
- Sure, you may have killed Lengthy Kael, but what about Broad Rosen, Stabby Thon, and Moderately-sized Leopold?
- Who needs a hive mind when you have family?
- Nothing bad ever happens at trade summits.
- The Velliar are chattering about some sort of competition. It’s some sort of obstacle course or something.
- Erris has been looking more cursed than usual lately.
- Just follow instructions, and no one will get killed.
- Someone has been kidnapping wanderers
- What was the fungi’s favorite dance? The mush-romp.
- What lies beneath the earth is hungry for the invaders of Evren.
- If you can’t find a roof in more reputable places, I know a few less savory for you to hang your hat - as long as you don’t mind the noise.
- The Arenea routinely use voidic ley lines for power.
- Snaer successfully mapped Reverie! The implications of this are yet unknown.
- HOA dues and meeting. Same amount, place, and time.
- Kael is considering writing a thesis on the importance of triangles in bridge construction.
- Florica is hiring Lothlan mercenaries to build homes for the refugees.
- Don’t let Shassira hear about the Velliar party.
- Aranae mages can cast arcane poison.
- Kano is the best power rune.
- Some of the lumberjacks have had their axes go missing.
- The local Romanza family is Petulengrowing again.
- What lives in the waters of our harbor?
- Has… anyone seen or heard from the Gatekeepers of Firmament or Reverie recently? It’s been awhile.
- The real purpose of the Bridges was to turn all the world’s ancient languages into one. Dying extra times was a side benefit.
- Fire Wizards are so hot right now.
- Maestro Lorichetto Garbanda di Romanza is in the market for a trustworthy babysitter. Only skilled combatants need apply.
- Hey have people noticed a bunch of lumberjack axes have gone missing?
- The Alchemy Guild is a lie, it doesn’t actually exist, it’s a Felicitoro front to do crazy elixer stuff.
- A tisket, a tasket, firey cubes in a basket. It’s all a cycle, who eats them?
- Durand is giving up the sea for his coin research and joining the Velliar.
- Snaer is competing with Ezra Carter Gatejumper to be the first person to map another realm. (The “Carter” is short for “Cartographer.”)
- The Tanar of Juldan is really popular lately.
- Florica has convinced Strigford to requisition University money to hire her own mercenary guards.
- Zevvi is just what Zelai looks like without the hat.
- Apparently you’re not supposed to snort alchemical spell powders. Who knew?
- If you’re looking for clown assassins, Leopold knows a guy.
- The White Forest Trading Company is a lie, it doesn’t exist, it’s a Felicitoro front to… honestly, just do more Felicitoro things.
- Ice magic is cool.
- Justice in the night.
- Wasn’t someone supposed to be dealing with bandits?
- The graveyard has been so lively lately you would have expected more purple lights.
- Where do treants check out books? At their local library branch.
- Ice magic is hot these days
- The Velliar are chattering about some sort of competition. It’s some sort of quiz or something.
- Various flags have been snatched all over Oak Harbor
- Strigford has decided he is tired of the responsibility of being a Lecturer and has decided to leave that position to Leopold
- The next big art trend will come from the Velliar
- Why are the Davenstern so interested in archeology?
- Amos is expecting
- The cheese shall fly at midnight
- Kael has been spending a lot of time staring at trees lately
- A few humans are reporting their dreams were even stranger than usual
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As long as the Velliar obstacle course is an eating contest, Kellis has it on lockdown.