- It’s spring time and love is in the air!
- Cristoforo is calling for the Tesori to be Struck from the Ledger.
- Velikah’s Apple Pie is not to die for. Literally. Even the Gatekeeper agrees.
- Gosten is stabby bitey man.
- Spira and Amos are having a competition to see who can grow weirder mushrooms.
- Is the thing Yorick is searching for simply the love of a new wizard?
- Large mushrooms have been seen walking through The White Forest
- Amos is a mist-unicorn.
- Gosten turns Malori in Mad-ori.
- Wait, we solved a minefield with alcohol?
- Anglerfish stalk the night, calling “help help!” “I see what you did there”.
- Yorick loves a good bell.
- The sail-sewer’s child is missing. A tuft of rough hair and a scratch in the fence is all we know.
- Mar is short for Marvelous.
- If the whole wizarding thing doesn’t work out, Eleanora might have a calling as a match maker for magmyriads and sea serpents.
- Enki tried to poison Orfeo at the Winter Feast, but someone beat them to it. Rude.
- It’s pronounced ‘yo-rick’, not ‘your-ick’
- Patron Orfeo has promoted his wine taster to an actor in his troup.
- The Alchemists sure are serious about their oath. Are we sure they aren’t all dwarves in disguise? Where’s Kael’s beard?
- One of the head mystics has been kidnapped!
- It’s syrup season so Lesovik is running a few tasty pints low on blood.
- Can we just have a normal day for once?
- Felicitoro are Davenstern without all the neutrality nonsense.
- Delicate mushrooms offered themselves to local gatherers.
- If you stand perfectly still, Astrophel can’t see you.
- Winter was waning, but now the Witchwood seems frozen.
- Violence isn’t the answer. It’s a question, and the answer is “Yes.”
- Noren is now the Silver King.
- Cornets, trumpets and drums tickling at my ears, the circus is here!
- Goats are eating people’s voices.
- Voidic fire burns upside down.
- Someone stole all the scythes from the farms and replaced them with stalks of wheat.
- Rats definitely understand the value of objects.
- What rough beast, its hour come round at last, slouches towards Oak Harbor to be born?
- The Moganite Clan has never and would never make a mistake.
- Enki stole many shoes at the feast, forcing people to go without while at the Art exposition and Auction.
- Have you heard about the midnight snack group?
- Love is in the air, dirt is in the ground, bones are on the table.
- How many alchemy secrets get you a ship?
- Dolan was voted “Oak Harbor’s most upstanding citizen” six years in a row.
- One of the minor Felicitoro houses consists entirely of Hurzicht in disguise. They wear wigs as hats so as to not arouse suspicion.
- Florica has been busy making golems for Strigford to practice fighting to become a Tanar.
- Enki should always be trusted with knives.
- Breaking News: Reverie officially named worst place on earth.
- Who dares bring tomatoes to the Conclave? Well, the Festek do. Can you make cosmetics out of tomatoes?
- Shambrin is courting Jesse Brotherbear.
- That Zaffiro sei seems awfully handy with their purse, if you know what I mean.
- A fresh order of canes arrived, care of the Silver Court.
- The woods seem strangely unfriendly, well you know, more unfriendly than usual.
- Did you hear about the singing assassins that attacked one of the Felicitoro families? I swear, those rich snobs always attract the strangest people.
- The Little Victory takes no prisoners
- Amos has a secret orchard where he grows apples
- Great black tentacles reaching out from the dirt to eat a strix. Horrible horrible horrible.
- As part of becoming both Florica and Leopold, Zevvi needs someone to bring her a bunch of nice wine and to take away all her Leaf.
- Patron Orpheo needs to lead the charge in a fight.
- This town ain’t big enough for all of us.
- We gotta kill these cheese guys already
- Kobolds have been reported raiding cloth-maker’s stores. You should buy a good luck charm to defend against theft!
- All the Felicitoro necromancers are gone now. Nothing to worry about.
- What do counting sheep dream of?
- Mummified koala, my favorite!
- Some elf has been seen around town training hard.
- Roderago has something big in the works for his Lecturer thesis
- The otter people have dared to come here. We won’t stand for it.
- If the ink prices go any higher, letters are going to be written in blood.
- Snaer has decided to carry around refreshing beverages at all times.
- Beware the bunnies of the eve of the eggs.
- Velliar scholars are coming back from the dead. Final dead I mean.
- Not all Swashbucklers like being on boats.
- Maybe this season Oak Harbor will finally get a fighting pit?
- Reverie has apparently caught on to the fact that people like looking at art.
- The Bergmonch was taller than Strigford. That’s why the WFTC wanted it out of the mines.
- Yorick is Stabby bitey man.
- Eating contests are Voidic spell singing competitions.
- All we needed, Felicitoro bravos here to prove they can use a sword.
- The conclave is just cover for the Davenstern to take over administration of the town.
- Putting the word “Happy” in the name of your ship is just asking for bad luck.
- Soon there will be a Knight to remember.
- A ring means they’ll pay you well.
- The fire is coming.
- Nothing bad will happen at the performance of the play. It will happen at the dress rehearsal.
- Gheist is secretly a professional dancer. He just pretended to be unpracticed in order to lure other competitors into a false sense of security.
- Why doesn’t anyone want a pet dinosaur?
- A mischief of magpies flew out of the university.
- There has been a lot more howling heard around the Witchwood lately…
- A brightly dressed individual has been spotted around the Witchwood, singing the strangest of songs. The fallers at the lumber yard say that if you hear her song alone at night, you’ll be driven mad.
- Amabel was seen arm in arm with a strange Felicitoro.
- With one Squire approaching promotion, perhaps Eleanora is ready to take on another.
- Why are so many fancy people at the docks?
- Velikah is actually an Orange Cat Lyra
- Soon Caldune’s ambitions will be unstoppable.
- Kael used to have a beard but it was stolen by a pirate in the other teacup.
- A ship with broken masts has been drifting in the sea between Luvik and Oak Harbor. It has sent out boats to attack or trade with passing ships, occasionally catching one.
- Circles of cheese cropping up in the woods like mushrooms.
- Just a little dude, helping you out. Don’t yell.
- Amos and apple both start with ‘A’ and that is not a coincidence.
- Ghiest has been seen spending an awful lot of time in Faelan’s den over the winter
- The inns in town are full to bursting with fancy people.
- Acorn pendants were found down on the docks
- The weird little critters in the woods are no big deal. Don’t worry about them.
- A cat is the best creature. Give them all of your leaf.
- A ticket, a locket, something has gone missing from your pocket.
- I should be heating cheese for fondue. The cheese should not heat me.
- 10 leaf says another Aldenberg dies at the play.
- Velikah should hold the picnic for the Gatekeepers behind the Rainbow gate, since it’s a realm where they would all feel okay.
- Sweet dreams are made of cheese, not bees.
- Oak Harbor forgers have extended their work to Celire wine labels.
- We need to stop punching eachother in the back of the head for fun.
- The tavern is hosting a bimonthly Justice for the Vampire’s Victims meeting.
- The Guardians are really interested in collecting rocks.
- Durand is the Great Pirate Spirit.
- Amos has a new bundle of joy! Or is it a bundle of rocks?
- Tobias is an alchemist.
- The conclave is just cover for the Ternacenti to take over the town again.
- Gheist’s story is looking pretty tasty right now
- Eleanora was last seen napping on top of her arcane ritual notes.
- Durand better watch out for the pirate spirits.
- We all know Mogudad but has anyone seen Mogumom?
- A black mold is now everpresent in the southern Witchwood. But the Witchwood moves, so…
- Sea Shanties are in these days.
- Ficus and Herbert are best friends.
- A week ago there was a scream that echoed through the forest. Then it poured for days.
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