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- Rates for hiring Mystics are at an all-time high!
- Astrophel really is a bird.
- Elissandre will not be in Salendale because she’s worried the Velliar will start asking about her overdue library books.
- The dock workers stage bare knuckle boxing matches in the WFTC warehouses.
- The World’s Okayest Security Team is headed to Salendale. Prepare to simply be whelmed.
- There’s a rumor that someone in the town is actually related to one of the Necromancers in Salendale.
- Will Leopold be playing nose recorder into battle?
- Caius might be the Nice Parent Master Alchemist, but Durand is the Cool Older Brother Master Alchemist.
- The spriggans of the witchwood have become emboldened since killing Laurenzo.
- Who ever heard of a Nightmare tea party? Is Colin going soft?
- Salendale bars serve beer that’s either light amber, dark amber, or shadow amber.
- Elissandre will not be in Salendale because she fell down a research rabbit hole. Seriously. It’s dark down there, someone help her.
- Salendale? Is that like a Daler market or something?
- You know, Sarto’s aren’t the only Felicitoro necromancers.
- Popularity for a bread-baking competition in Zantia is growing!
- You have no idea how many times this guy’s cauliflower stand has been destroyed.
- Sauren is a Sarto necromancer sent to infiltrate the Hurzicht.
- Durand will not be in Salendale because he’s still recovering from his Master exam.
- Scourge’s favorite cheese is actually pepperjack.
- Always check your crabapples for daggers, you never know when an alchemist is going to try to teach you a lesson.
- Colin is suddenly interested in reading things for some reason.
- Refugees keep saying that they are being followed by whispers, telling them to “Do it” and “You know you want to”.
- Erris has a sudden hatred of water imps.
- When will the necromancers stop making skeleton fountains and start making chocolate fountains?
- Signe has decided to stop actually fighting and just destroy things by reputation alone.
- The Sarto just wanted Salendale because it has the best day spas.
- Leopold can solve any problem given enough time, a piece of chalk, and his compass.
- Amos made a covenant with an apple spirit for some in-cider information, but at what cost?
- Wait, if there’s a gatekeeper for each realm, where’s the gatekeepers of Firmament and Reverie?
- The war map of the city is a large pizza. Troops are represented by pepperoni and mushrooms.
- People seem to really hate curses. But what did the curses ever do to you?
- The consignment guild has recently considered being heroic.
- Leopold is striking up correspondence with an old flame.
- Now that he has a boat, Master Alchemist Durand will mostly be selling Elixirs in other cities, and Oak Harbor will run short.
- Kael will not be in Salendale because she’s still recovering from Durand’s Master exam.
- The Undead can also be warded off by significant amounts of blue cheese.
- Elissandre will not be in Salendale because she missed last week’s University class and is worried she’ll run into her professor.
- The Order of the Nautilus has briefly put aside their feud with the Order of the Ammonite.
- Who’s in charge of Oak Harbor when no one’s around? Who’s defending the town? What is the WFTC doing for us? It’s dangerous every gather!
- Caius will not be in Salendale because he’s making sure Kael recovers from Durand’s Master exam.
- Zelai’s retirement plan is to open a pharmacy.
- Durand the Master Alchemist is working on how to turn off the fighting trees.
- Rosen wants to find a treant friend to have someone else to talk to who has a stick up … nevermind.
- Does anyone know what happened to Laurenzo’s armor?
- Fedor will not be in Salendale because, wow, have you heard how many necromancers are there? It’s A Lot.
- Even if all of Kael won’t be in Salendale, a part of her will be.
- Florica hopes her child develops a Leaf affinity.
- Why would alchemists waste a crabapple trying to teach you a lesson by hiding daggers in it?
- Have you ever had a Salendale Coffee?
- Master Alchemist Durand’s not coming to Salendale 'cause the Veliar would keep him there forever teaching them Alchemy.