- The WFTC is considering a new position: Town Pastry Chef.
- The musical number from last gather got so much attention that clearly a sequel is in order.
- Wanda and Ayame each think the other has terrible taste in art.
- Rosen is trying to outsource his required hours of Whimsy.
- The rats are getting jealous of the hedgehogs.
- The Jori LOVES that art museum now.
- Wizards aren’t real. They’re a collective figment of our imaginations perpetuated by Reverie.
- Kael and Shrub Grandmother are starting a book club.
- First Mate Lee is a powerful bowman and spellsinger. The last person to cross the Little Victory got peppered with arrows and sung to death.
- Astrophel has gotten more accurate with his spells since he ditched the staff.
- The Tesori are considering relocating to Aethis.
- Lyki is extremely strong and powerful. The last person to cross the Little Victory, the last thing they ever heard was 'oh hey, how are you?
- You’ve heard of having a pen-pal, but the new trend is to have a note-nemesis.
- Zevvi is incredibly tender with fungi.
- Spira has been heard cackling by the forge late at night.
- Lyki really wants to send a letter to another wanderer he met one time, but he doesn’t remember their name, so he’s just sending letters out randomly until one goes to the right person.
- The Petulengro household has a big map on the wall covered in push-pins and colored string.
- Is Amos starting a rival cheese company?
- Don’t mess with Little Victory. Didn’t you hear about what happened to the last guy who got on the crew’s bad side? I wouldn’t risk it.
- The sheriff has been allowing people to pay gate fees with apples.
- Ficus is doing a fine job and anyone who disagrees is clearly jealous.
- Florica and that Lothlan she was so cozy with worked together to destabilize Juldan. And it worked.
- Mercenaries have been arriving with wanted posters in hand looking for Captain Durand Nash.
- Captain Durand is a powerful alchemist. The last person to cross the Little Victory got [REDACTED]
- Sheep are never trustworthy.
- The sun will set and two will fall, one who’s short and one who’s tall.
- The price of honey has gone up this gather.
- The alchemy guild is actually a recruiting racket for the Velliar.
- Florica has been reading up on inheritance law, and Strigford is worried.
- Why limit ourselves to war with Luvik when we could also fight Juldan?
- Caldune has learned the secret to being a merchant without taking lessons in it.
- Demand for gold is suddenly up.
- The earth hit me in the face. Rude.
- Chairs are weirdly popular these days
- There’s a Davenstern in Oak Harbor writing a newspaper! About what? Who knows!
- The Tesori are considering relocating to Asola.
- Amos’ lower half of his body is made up entirely of apples. It runs in the family. He has apple bottom genes.
- Refugees all seem to be having similar dreams of a blue-cloaked woman leading them to a cliff’s edge.
- Has the Flagsnatcher snatched his last flag?
- Kael is giving up alchemy for rune magic. Invocation is just too cool.
- Nothing like the smell of fire and honey in my coffee!
- Voidic spellsinging is when you sing a note and it shatters glass.
- If you cross a branch druid with a shell druid you can get a hive druid.
- A lot of newbies, a lot of new bees.
- The HOA is opening a casino.
- The trellis bark is worse than the trellis bite.
- Something Reverish to this Cheese Comes.
- Caldune is a powerful wizard. The last person to cross the Little Victory had to face Caldune and got super singed by powerful magic stuff.
- The Merchants coming through Oak Harbor have goods that seem better than usual.
- Snaer is also pretty powerful and sure does powerful stuff. If you cross the Little Victory, don’t cross Snaer.
- The Petulengros are competing to see which one of them can get a cross-realm trade route first.
- Beware the creature known as Lengthy Kael.
- The mushroom cult is trying to displace the cheese cult. Somebody tell them about truffle cheese.
- Lesovik has been leaking syrup lately.
- Treasure got a new hat.
- White is the dust of the state of dreaming.
- There’s been strange rumblings in the earth. I went out to find my outhouse sinking into a hole and smelling of burning.
- When has anything bad ever happened from licking things?
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