Rumors of Late Fall, 824

  • Only voidmancers eat soup with a fork.
  • Vel ate the Witchwood leaf.
  • Lee and Kellis grow claws when fighting necromancers!
  • With the docks destroyed, Oak Harbor is really vulnerable to piracy. It would really be a shame if anyone were to take advantage of the situation.
  • But what if there were even more, unrelated sea monsters?
  • Kael is just fine, that thing last time was an accident. No harm meant.
  • Some important papers disappeared in the dock fires.
  • If you give Amos an apple he will cover your gate fees
  • Kael is the strongest person in Oak Harbor.
  • Does personality determine lyra affinity or does lyra affinity determine personality?
  • Kellis should watch his back.
  • Ficus is Stabby Bitey Man and nobody is surprised.
  • Nobody is going to be guarding the docks on Willowsday.
  • Is Yorick actually a Davenstern, or is it entirely an act to cover for the fact that Enki is a Davenstern auditor?
  • Jasper has a really big secret. I think the shy personality is an act. I know what you’re hiding.
  • The Great Snake Spirit determines how many snakes to send to every Velliar exam.
  • The HOA has adopted a lot of grandchildren recently.
  • The real enemy was the treasure we found along the way
  • Have you ever wondered why there’s six realms and only four seasons? What happened to the other two seasons?
  • Beware the wolves, they are not your friends right now.
  • Lee saved Kellis’ life, which is why he works so hard to protect them.
  • The Great Animal Spirit shrine has had quite a variety of feathers added. Also some leaf. I wouldn’t take that if I were you.
  • Soldiers are all moonlighting as wizards so they can finally have enough spellshields in combat.
  • “Through the trees it can see, hush now, hush now
    Dark works will set it free, run now, run now
    Warry be of groups of three, it comes, it comes”
  • Malori has a bone to pick with Gosten, and it’s personal.
  • Glitter scares me now.
  • Enki is a bodyguard for Yorick just so they can get the chance to kill Yorick with permission.
  • “Mar” stands for Murder. As. Requested.
  • Velikah might be Raderago’s reincarnated child—would be the same age and everything…
  • Herbert is starting a Steak of the Month club.
  • A tall figure has been spotted at the edge of the woods around Oak Harbor carrying something white in its arms.
  • It would be really easy for someone to come steal things from the docks.
  • Faelan may become the next Great Wolf Spirit if we can’t save Marrok.
  • Narissa would be rolling over in her grave if she had one.
  • What’s with these cheesemaking tools I keep finding in the woods?
  • Local loggers have been finding runes carved in the trunks of trees.
  • Nothing good ever comes from late night Reverie.
  • Oak Harbor citizens are quite troublesome and have issues with authority
  • Enki has a knife!
  • Willowsday would definitely be the best time to attack the docks, if one were going to do that.
  • If Eleanora gets the book, it will create lots of adorable, very pointy kittens.
  • So when are the spellsingers forming a band?
  • Pay no attention to what Rosen has been working on. It’s fine.
  • Lee is secretly a necromancer who used Restore Spirits on Kellis.
  • Teeth teeth teeth!
  • Lesovik was seen stealing cutlery from the tavern last gather.
  • Yorick has a secret wild side. Ask about that one night.
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  • Stabby Bitty Man is someone’s uncle—maybe yours.
  • Can I have your teeth? Asking for a friend. The friend is me.
  • Word on the bridge is Herbert is looking for an emissary. Mystics are avoiding the position at all costs.
  • Mar has more motives for coming to Witchwood besides bodyguard work.
  • Enki needs a vacation to the spa and a hug.
  • Children in town have been putting piles of dirt under their pillows in case the Dirt Man comes to town.
  • The forge must be tasty, we keep fixing bite marks.
  • There are a lot of components up for grabs because the docks were destroyed. Hopefully nobody steals them!
  • It’s complicated between Kael Torren and Shrub Grandmother.
  • Kellis actually lost something important in a pit of danger but doesn’t remember which one.
  • Snaer does their dangerous adventures to woo the townsfolk.
  • Kael has a big sweet tooth.
  • Wouldn’t the unicorn be Bludgeony Bitey Mare?
  • Roderago is a necromancer with a runic talisman.
  • Lee can bring their champions back from the clutches of death with only a song.
  • Spira has started to wear a pointy hat and shrink in size to better commune with mushrooms.
  • Surely nothing bad can happen to Durand’s ship again?
  • Kellis used a Witchwood Leaf to come back to life, and now he’s got 50 Vit!
  • The lumberjacks think they need a raise, again.
  • Errol makes some bomb liquor
  • The Mages’ Guild has once more achieved Balance. But how long can it last?
  • Someone is in a race to make fireball projectiles before Enki.
  • Yorick eats soup with a fork
  • Roderago is a ruby golem.
  • Faelan feels compelled to howl at the moon
  • Wouldn’t a casino be cooler if it were haunted?
  • Strigford really is the helpful sort. Wouldn’t it be great if he were officially in charge of the local Velliar?
  • Spira panicked and swore an oath to a bird that controls minds.
  • Velikah makes the best apple pie.
  • Durand and the crew of the Little Victory can’t be bothered to collect components
  • There are a lot of sailors making trouble near the harbor.
  • Marrok willingly bent the knee
  • All the monsters and creatures in the Witchwood watch the citizens like a weird little play to be entertained.
  • Sigurd’s beard grows back fully braided within a day.
  • Vel and Dolan should have a pie bake-off.
  • Do you remember? Don’t forget—they are coming to collect.
  • A reclusive food critic is hiding out under the tavern.
  • The Araneae society are trying to create some sort of realms wide web
  • People think Zevvi is out of town. They’re wrong. Zevvi will be seen when Zevvi wants to be seen.
  • Stabby Bitey Man isn’t real and can’t hurt you
  • Has anyone seen the Araneae and Malori in the same room? Just sayin’.
  • Beware the fire circle, it could mean death.
  • You’ve heard of the Feast of Fruit. But what about the Dessert of Darkness?
  • Oak Harbor is catching the attention of some fashionable folks.
  • Velliar Guardians only drink decaf
  • Vennick’s dream gift is a hot pink tabard.
  • Lee is so popular the Gatekeepers give their bodyguards extra spirit!
  • There’s a large amount of components that are just available for the taking in the wake of the docks getting destroyed.
  • If you feed them, then they’ll never leave.
  • Much to everyone’s surprise, the town can come together in an organized fashion and fix things when they really want to. The dock work is really coming along.
  • The Davenstern messengers truly can find anyone. In Evren.
  • Oak Harbor really has some juicy loot. It would be a shame if anything happened to it.
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