- Only voidmancers eat soup with a fork.
- Vel ate the Witchwood leaf.
- Lee and Kellis grow claws when fighting necromancers!
- With the docks destroyed, Oak Harbor is really vulnerable to piracy. It would really be a shame if anyone were to take advantage of the situation.
- But what if there were even more, unrelated sea monsters?
- Kael is just fine, that thing last time was an accident. No harm meant.
- Some important papers disappeared in the dock fires.
- If you give Amos an apple he will cover your gate fees
- Kael is the strongest person in Oak Harbor.
- Does personality determine lyra affinity or does lyra affinity determine personality?
- Kellis should watch his back.
- Ficus is Stabby Bitey Man and nobody is surprised.
- Nobody is going to be guarding the docks on Willowsday.
- Is Yorick actually a Davenstern, or is it entirely an act to cover for the fact that Enki is a Davenstern auditor?
- Jasper has a really big secret. I think the shy personality is an act. I know what you’re hiding.
- The Great Snake Spirit determines how many snakes to send to every Velliar exam.
- The HOA has adopted a lot of grandchildren recently.
- The real enemy was the treasure we found along the way
- Have you ever wondered why there’s six realms and only four seasons? What happened to the other two seasons?
- Beware the wolves, they are not your friends right now.
- Lee saved Kellis’ life, which is why he works so hard to protect them.
- The Great Animal Spirit shrine has had quite a variety of feathers added. Also some leaf. I wouldn’t take that if I were you.
- Soldiers are all moonlighting as wizards so they can finally have enough spellshields in combat.
- “Through the trees it can see, hush now, hush now
Dark works will set it free, run now, run now
Warry be of groups of three, it comes, it comes” - Malori has a bone to pick with Gosten, and it’s personal.
- Glitter scares me now.
- Enki is a bodyguard for Yorick just so they can get the chance to kill Yorick with permission.
- “Mar” stands for Murder. As. Requested.
- Velikah might be Raderago’s reincarnated child—would be the same age and everything…
- Herbert is starting a Steak of the Month club.
- A tall figure has been spotted at the edge of the woods around Oak Harbor carrying something white in its arms.
- It would be really easy for someone to come steal things from the docks.
- Faelan may become the next Great Wolf Spirit if we can’t save Marrok.
- Narissa would be rolling over in her grave if she had one.
- What’s with these cheesemaking tools I keep finding in the woods?
- Local loggers have been finding runes carved in the trunks of trees.
- Nothing good ever comes from late night Reverie.
- Oak Harbor citizens are quite troublesome and have issues with authority
- Enki has a knife!
- Willowsday would definitely be the best time to attack the docks, if one were going to do that.
- If Eleanora gets the book, it will create lots of adorable, very pointy kittens.
- So when are the spellsingers forming a band?
- Pay no attention to what Rosen has been working on. It’s fine.
- Lee is secretly a necromancer who used Restore Spirits on Kellis.
- Teeth teeth teeth!
- Lesovik was seen stealing cutlery from the tavern last gather.
- Yorick has a secret wild side. Ask about that one night.
- .yad eht fo laem tnatropmi tsom eht si tsafkaerB
- Stabby Bitty Man is someone’s uncle—maybe yours.
- Can I have your teeth? Asking for a friend. The friend is me.
- Word on the bridge is Herbert is looking for an emissary. Mystics are avoiding the position at all costs.
- Mar has more motives for coming to Witchwood besides bodyguard work.
- Enki needs a vacation to the spa and a hug.
- Children in town have been putting piles of dirt under their pillows in case the Dirt Man comes to town.
- The forge must be tasty, we keep fixing bite marks.
- There are a lot of components up for grabs because the docks were destroyed. Hopefully nobody steals them!
- It’s complicated between Kael Torren and Shrub Grandmother.
- Kellis actually lost something important in a pit of danger but doesn’t remember which one.
- Snaer does their dangerous adventures to woo the townsfolk.
- Kael has a big sweet tooth.
- Wouldn’t the unicorn be Bludgeony Bitey Mare?
- Roderago is a necromancer with a runic talisman.
- Lee can bring their champions back from the clutches of death with only a song.
- Spira has started to wear a pointy hat and shrink in size to better commune with mushrooms.
- Surely nothing bad can happen to Durand’s ship again?
- Kellis used a Witchwood Leaf to come back to life, and now he’s got 50 Vit!
- The lumberjacks think they need a raise, again.
- Errol makes some bomb liquor
- The Mages’ Guild has once more achieved Balance. But how long can it last?
- Someone is in a race to make fireball projectiles before Enki.
- Yorick eats soup with a fork
- Roderago is a ruby golem.
- Faelan feels compelled to howl at the moon
- Wouldn’t a casino be cooler if it were haunted?
- Strigford really is the helpful sort. Wouldn’t it be great if he were officially in charge of the local Velliar?
- Spira panicked and swore an oath to a bird that controls minds.
- Velikah makes the best apple pie.
- Durand and the crew of the Little Victory can’t be bothered to collect components
- There are a lot of sailors making trouble near the harbor.
- Marrok willingly bent the knee
- All the monsters and creatures in the Witchwood watch the citizens like a weird little play to be entertained.
- Sigurd’s beard grows back fully braided within a day.
- Vel and Dolan should have a pie bake-off.
- Do you remember? Don’t forget—they are coming to collect.
- A reclusive food critic is hiding out under the tavern.
- The Araneae society are trying to create some sort of realms wide web
- People think Zevvi is out of town. They’re wrong. Zevvi will be seen when Zevvi wants to be seen.
- Stabby Bitey Man isn’t real and can’t hurt you
- Has anyone seen the Araneae and Malori in the same room? Just sayin’.
- Beware the fire circle, it could mean death.
- You’ve heard of the Feast of Fruit. But what about the Dessert of Darkness?
- Oak Harbor is catching the attention of some fashionable folks.
- Velliar Guardians only drink decaf
- Vennick’s dream gift is a hot pink tabard.
- Lee is so popular the Gatekeepers give their bodyguards extra spirit!
- There’s a large amount of components that are just available for the taking in the wake of the docks getting destroyed.
- If you feed them, then they’ll never leave.
- Much to everyone’s surprise, the town can come together in an organized fashion and fix things when they really want to. The dock work is really coming along.
- The Davenstern messengers truly can find anyone. In Evren.
- Oak Harbor really has some juicy loot. It would be a shame if anything happened to it.
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