- The moon is made of cheese
- The word pumpKIN assumes there is some other entity called a Pump that begets them. Sounds like Reverie nonsense.
- Amos has been combining his obsession with apples and herbalist cooking skills with local apiarists to create something he refers to as “Apple Bees”.
- The moon isn’t made of cheese but there is a second, secret moon that is located behind the other moon and that is made of cheese
- Strange lizards in sturdy blue hats with chisels and hammers swarmed through my yard. I have some concerns.
- Malori is really going to dig the mime’s date idea.
- The kobolds can now read and write better than Vai.
- There are so many flags on display for the Conclave. It’d be a shame if something were to happen to them.
- Are you going to the play? Event of the Season if the Conclave wasn’t happening.
- A trio of carpenters were sent to the gatekeepers by someone wearing a moonstone ring.
- The woods hunger. Will you feed them?
- The Moon isn’t made of green cheese anymore. Not even in Lazuria.
- Strange cheese creatures walk the paths of the Witchwood, globs of cheese marking their path. What are they drawing with their cheesy flesh?
- The south of the Witchwood does not move any longer.
- The more people at the wedding, the bigger a bash it will be.
- Durand is thinking of hiring one of the Birdwhistles to be ship’s parrot.
- Oak Harbor is actually just a test environment in Vigor for seeing which beings survive the longest.
- Vaiatea has been swimming in the Harbor a lot. Is it fish for dinner this gather?
- It is going to be a fierce fight for Admiral here in Oak Harbor! Get your popcorn out!
- What’s supposed to be so interesting about an old Brexiano family ring? Who even remembers what those look like?
- Will the Feldgeister take your winter stores for hats?
- Koalas are delicious! Try it! Koala Pie starting at 4L a slice!
- What’s next after the dating game? Still unfulfilled? Come to the Knight-Market and find the Knight of your Dreams!
- You’ve heard of Herman, and Herbert. Get ready for Herschel.
- Erris has learned how to Dreamcraft runic scrolls.
- Faelan isn’t the only one who has to worry about a visit from a pseudo father-figure.
- Local chefs are looking for monster parts to work into their new dish: monster mash.
- An anti smoking advocacy group is planning to open an office in Oak Harbor
- Vandriel’s brother has allowed her to stay in Oak Harbor!
- A great battle is in the works over who is the ultimate father to Faelan.
- So many leaves are falling, but which one is witch?
- Ooblings ooble onwards, fearing nothing, bringing cheese to all.
- Beware the pumpkith
- A dark voice thrums in my mind, I hunger, just a bite, just. one. bite.
- Turns out there are already fighting pits in town, they’re just called “thesis defenses”.
- No one can be told when Wisteria Story Hour is. You have to see it for yourself.
- The final circus member is wearing nothing but a thong inscribed with Fehu.
- Malori is very great to talk to and Gosten should have a nice chat with her.
- Vandriel is becoming a Shell Druid, and needs the assistance of the entire town
- The sound of singing and the scent of soup are blowing in from outside of town
- The black market in rings is in full swing.
- Eleanora is going to ask Kir to turn spirit shards into jello jigglers.
- Who will speak of the Cheese Which Is Gone?
- Roderago is going to Umbra to bring back a vulture to be Durand’s ship’s parrot.
- Amos is now sleeping in a terrarium that Spira built for him.
- Feldgeisters have plagued the construction of the Conclave Building.
- Will you sing to the little dog in the burrow? Will you offer him gems and stinky fish?
- Kellis’ shadow has gotten awfully ominous. And has a pointy hat.
- The chanting of cheese types filtering through your windows at has become comforting and homey with how often it has gone on. I’m sure its fine.
- Velikah has a regular supplier of new bones.
- The midnight rabbits were sent by the rabbit in the moon.
- Hopefully Wilbur likes calcium and regret.
- Vandren is going to be providing all the fake blood for the play. That’s why she has so many tomatoes.
- Anyone can become a Birdwhistle if they’re just really really nice to Jasper.
- 1 in every 5 clowns is voidic.
- The Mime secretly just wants to find someone who sees through their silly facade and knows their true self.
- The tension in the animals in the woods is palpable, but why?
- Will the dark tendrils reach the Witchwood tree?
- Sei Ayame seems exhausted.
- All this construction has made the boom bats return. Boom goes the nice new house.
- Who will care for these sad little hedgehogs?
- I heard circus music in the woods last night. So creepy.
- Caius is preparing to buy a fancy gift for someone.
- Erris and Faelan are starting the Noonday Hedgehog kith.
- How did the dream-deer and the midnight rabbit run off together? They jack-eloped.
- The Tuntemia Principal has been in the tavern each night since they got here.
- Not the puppets. Again.
- Gonna be a fancy fancy morning here in Oak Harbor.
- The 6th clown just really likes cults.
- I was getting the last of the harvest in at Dusk and I felt like someone was watching me. I looked up and in the treeline was a cat of smoke stroking a chain in its paws. Just watching.
- What was that about Dream Scout Cookies?
- With how many people are trying to rob the Conclave warehouse, it’s amazing the building is still there.
- Absolutely nothing is going to go wrong during the play performance.
- Kellis hates all children!
- Threats only work if you follow through with them.
- Cauldron familiars, pseudodragons, and fiendish ducks? In the Witchwood???
- Zeph is reinventing m’cord gate painting so the Velliar can use it.
- It’s a little known fact that stand-up comedy is a requirement to advance in the Knights of the Bulwark.
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