The Little Victory? More like The Huge Defeat, amirite?
When is wedding season? Or is eloping the new in style?
Corrine doesn’t want to admit it, but she stole her whole look from Captain Mulligan.
Have there been more… cat sightings around Oak Harbor recently?
The fireball that burns twice as bright burns half as long.
Local fish demands the return of its house, a Golden Pineapple. Its claims are being contested in Davenstern Court by a Sponge. Judge Brannigan ís set to preside over the case.
The WFTC have been gathering fallen branches in the woods.
Enemies of Jasper Birdwhistle will learn there are fates far worse than death.
It’s bad luck to break a promise.
It’s just one dam thing after another this gather…
Enough with the clanking. Some of us just want to sleep.
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At least tea gives bonus hospitality points. Otherwise…
If you think you just saw the same black cat walk by twice – Hey look, a cat!
The worse an idea they are, the more attractive they are to an Oak Harbor resident.
Durand has never been more fine. Why do people keep asking?
Have you ever tried to construct a seven pointed star with a compass? It’s madness.
The Guardians’ job is about to get a lot harder.
Caldune wants to become the Great Frog Spirit.
Lee has taken up calligraphy in order to impress all the suitors sending love letters.
So many people have been buying up salt that local butchers are having trouble getting enough to preserve meat for the winter.
Did Lesovik get kidnapped again? And how long has there been a tree in the middle of that field?
Look back through the memories of your life. Where are the holes in the tapestry? What shape do they make?
Durand is the real leader of the alchemy guild.
Come to the Cheese Adoration Mixer and meet your perfect pairing!
Watch out for Amos Two-Chops.
Something has been eating components out of the gardens around town.
It’s as if the word “masterwork” doesn’t even mean anything anymore.
Say what you will about Tarves, their appreciation for mushrooms seems commendable.
Matchmaker, matchmaker, make me a match…
The Harbormaster was overheard saying, “The fast ship owned by the lady with the huge ego? Sorry, you need to narrow it down more.”
Maestro Cole Optera di Faiscaro would like it to be known that he has absolutely no relation to Lecturer Anisoptera.
Word is Tobias is working on a new song about some ancient Mystic secret.
Atop the starry hill, late into the night, 2 figures dance to a song only they can hear.
Whatever happened to the knight-fighting Snails?
Some crazy lady is off singing in the woods and no, it’s not Lee.
Enki is looking for Gold, Lead, and Obsidian for projects, if you have any of these for sale, feel free to come chat!
Join the militia to forget your past … or at least your name.
Are the kobolds acting a bit strange? I mean, stranger than usual?
Setting shop again with Tavern glow clearly in sight, the ground below a smooth and stable shelf; Tricks and trinkets up for sale if the price is right, though hard to haggle with your sense of Self…
There’s a new Guardian in town.
Aethis Local claims no responsibility for the warehouse fire
Tobias and Kellis’s passionate rivalry is just a publicity stunt for Tobias’s Golden Idol Tour.
Mystery Trader dismayed that people keep forgetting to take free gift with every purchase of a curse.
The rat king is a disaster door mouse
Oak Harbor’s Romanza Representative thinks that Orfeo is a bad actor and writer!
Just what in Void ís a Dillo?
The prices of herbs and spices continue to go up with the recent shock to the industry.
Try keeping an egg warm! What could go wrong!
Several fishing boats were sunk in Juldan. A spokesperson for the Order of the Nautilus says it’s tragic that those Chronic Overfishers did not take better care of their vehicles.
The Tollscir sends their regards.
Devious Doings at the Paper! Will Rat Beds Suffer if the Paper Burns?
Grindelow start up new business selling used boats, instantly flooding the market with merchandise.
Supposed controversy has some townsfolk denouncing the Oak Harbor Reporter, and instead turning to the Oak Harbor Post, claiming it as a “real news source!” reports cite.
Be careful with your dishware. A single crack is all it takes.
Just how many times has Enki forgotten abiut Yorick to date?
Why are there fish with feet that AREN’T anglerfish around this wood now?
Sigurd got stuck on an extended assignment and definitely wasn’t laying low.
The Hania and the Shackled Shades have been fighting less.
Hopefully next time the Fae will learn to call themselves the Grindleperor. So they don’t get jumped for a stupid title like “Lord of all Grindelow”
I read it in the paper!! Bat people exist!!! It’s the truth!!!
The Romanza recognize Tobias has great taste. All of Tobias’ fans just want a piece of him.
The Tesori have sold their riverboat shipmaking operations to the Apuenestas.
Tell Kellis. I want him to know it was me.
The druids have become very skilled at disarming traps.
The people in the graveyard can tell you, sometimes being anchored isn’t what you want.
Astrophel is opening a pet store. (No Kellises allowed.)
Would you deny an old auntie giving a nice gift to her nephew?
Mar is becoming a Steam mage.
You would think trade magnate Johanna Umschaden would have more self control – at least that suggests she isn’t sampling her own product?
The best way to Method Act is to Become.
Children in Oak Harbor are spreading word of Glawackus sightings. Their descriptions are never consistent.
Asger is developing a reputation as a solid fighter.
I saw a line of midnight elk running very fast away from Oak Harbor.
Nearly half of the Tesori real estate in Aethis has been sold back to the Sarto and Romanza.
There’s been a quiet debate over which is more romantic: the traditional shaped heart or the anatomically correct one.
The Little Victory has been renamed the Tiny Defeat.
Noted Davenstern Judge Brannigan found several Davenstern Wards guilty of violating contracts, and fined then hundreds of leaf. When asked why all he had to say was “Brannigan’s Law ís like Brannigan’s Love.”
Save the raspberry hedgehogs!
All the scouts are jealous of Snaer.
Only the most elite are invited to the delighfuLee exciting soiree.
Yorick and Durand are competing to see who can be the most Completely Normal and Fine.
Elephants never forget; ostriches never forgive.
It was made for me!!!
Tobias and Kellis’s passionate rivalry is just a distraction from their hidden love affair.
Local rats! Prime bedding at the Oak Harbor Reporter is under threat! What will YOU do about it?
The best defense is a Striking Defense
Snaer has spent a lot of time in the woods, looking for Spriggans.
I hear the Library late fees will kill you.
17th bell is the best time for a weary captain to take his dinner off-ship.
A disgruntled townsfolk alleges that the Oak Harbor Reporter lacks journalistic integrity.
The hyphae are whispering to me that the dam will break soon and with it, Oak Harbor.
I heard Zevvi say that Orfeo is a Pompous Toad!
Dolan and Tobias are Oak Harbor’s most eligible bachelors, but for how long?
Oak Harbor has a fever, and the only prescription is more Staccato.
Only the most vengeful trees can keep you alive with that much of your skin gone.
Chum and its wielder were last seen on the crystalline sea. Reports from the Gold Court claim the pirate cut open a gate big enough for his ship after abducting a fae Lady and stealing several importsnt treasures.
Bog witches, anyone?
You’d think the dock workers would be happier with all the time off they’re getting. Lumber’s starting to pile up, though…
There are clever ideas, and then there are Clever ideas, the difference being that you have to explain the Clever ones to the Gatekeeper.
How do I even begin to explain The Rat King? The Rat King is flawless. I heard it has two silver purses and a carriage made of candy canes. Its hair is insured for 500 leaf. It features in ads in the paper…in Salendale. Its favourite play is Rickard’s Deal. One time it met Patron Orfeo on a boat, and he told it that it was pretty. One time it punched me in the face. It was awesome.
Tarves ís coming. Ís the Oak Harbor Reporter able to cash the check ít wrote?
Probably should have invested more in architectural soundness. One weak spot is all it takes to bring even the mightiest structure down.
The Tesori have sold their riverboat shipmaking operations to a water elemental.
Have you ever heard the Tale of the Sword of Love. They say its true power can never be wielded by one person alone.
Trading other people’s souls away is impolite.
Three words: Fondue. Splatter. Painting.
Who is interviewing whom?
Nothing Amos decorates with blood could ever be bad.
That makes at least five entirely unrelated kinds of urchins…
Morpho is at least as Okay as Durand.
Thanks to magic it’s easier to raise a sunken ship than build a new one. What a world we live in!
According to Alaundo the Seer, a broken man will pledge to fix a world, and a lord of murder will be born.
The Oak Harbor Reporter is going to be attacked!
Leaf Dab got a little too ambitious casting Water over the weekend. He apologizes.
Tobias is a man of exquisite taste!
If there are Swords of Legend, are there also Swords of Cautionary Tale?
A warehouse fire in Aethis thankfully had no injuries or deaths, but many goods were lost.
How does the Great Possum Spirit get from one place to another so quickly?
The Hania have been seen practicing their tree climbing.
Yorick may be fireproof, but the Oak Harbor Reporter ain’t.
A detective was found dead in Salendale, alongside a trio of warriors. Each warrior had a single word carved into their forehead. The words were reported to be Faith, Love and Hope. The detectives notes say they were tracking a group known as the Order of the Blackened Witchwood Leaf.
Sometimes a teacher is glad to see a pupil follow in their footsteps. Other times…
If the Velliar get too boring, takes nap on Rachel’s blanket.
Even if it doesn’t seem to be working out, you need to take one last stab at it.
Soon ™
You’ve heard about a Royal acorn, but what about a minor-nobility acorn?
Truly bones are what keep us all together.
The Brown Water Revolt happened because Velliar Press coffee wasn’t available.
Everything must be perfection for Orfeo and the M’cord Affair.
For a moment, my light flashed purple, what on Evren?