Rumors of Late Spring, 823 NVR

  • Don’t trust anyone from oak harbor, they’ll invite you to discussions and then stab you in the back.
  • Patron Orfeo is looking for ward to having Florica show him how to properly celebrate the Festival of the Moldy Cheese.
  • Amos is the new Gatekeeper of Evren.
  • Lee will give 5 leaf to the first person who correctly guess their first name—no, Elissandre, you don’t count.
  • Haunted real estate is all the rage these days.
  • The Alchemy Guild Hall is actually Kael’s sanctum, she’s just dreamcrafted a way to hide the actual gate so you don’t realize you’re stepping into reverie.
  • This whole town is full of thieves.
  • The HOA is not formally meeting this gathering, but any HOA members are welcome to gather Aldersday for breakfast. Bring something to share if you like.
  • Lyki is a very diligent battle buddy who would never suddenly get distracted and go do something else besides watch your back.
  • Amos has decided to become a mystic to figure out how to get Porkchop a Contract.
  • Raulkurian and Kael are killing lumberjacks for some reason.
  • Erris is turning to a life of crime to subsidize a gambling habit.
  • What happened to all the druids?
  • Kael has a crush on the Davenstern messenger, so she’s been writing extra letters lately.
  • Lee’s notebook contains all the knowledge that ever was and ever will be. It just doesn’t deign to display all of it all at once.
  • Rosen is looking to adopt his own truffle-hunting pig.
  • The members of the HOA wear red because they are secret mystics.
  • Some people are about to learn why you don’t get Florica angry.
  • Savia is dreaming about the cheese she could make from those Reverie sheep’s milk.
  • Lee is trying to take over Mugs by Omoira.
  • Patron Christoforo Ternacenti is getting old and only has four Seis left. He’d better promote some new ones if he wants to keep his house alive.
  • Once upon a time, there was an evil unicorn, whose name was eaten by the Devourer. She killed everyone who came to her evil cave. Then one day a volcano exploded all across the world, and she ended up in the Never Ending Volcano, which is a part of the never ending tree. She lived a long long time ago, a hundred million years ago. And if she was still alive, she would kill us all…
  • A number of people are shocked to discover that Roderago has not been a Velliar this whole time.
  • Oak Harbor’s graveyard is becoming a popular place to be.
  • A new tailor is coming to town.
  • Any insomniacs around? There are a lot of sheep who need counting.
  • Sei Ayame has a crush on Savia.
  • Lyki the Wanderer, of the Host of Stone and crew member of The Lady Luck under the command of Captain Durand Nash, has been seen wandering the coasts of Lazuria near Kirkale.
  • Mercenary’s are turning to banditry in North Eastern Ohtyran.
  • At least three of the trees specifically don’t hate you.
  • Those who dig big holes make dens for large creatures.
  • What’s a Lothlan’s favorite drink? Looks like we’ll need to stock up.
  • Kael isn’t the only one who will celebrate being a parent this gather.
  • Luvik has been seized by pirates and warlords.
  • Do spriggans make tea out of fingernail clippings?
  • A lot of people seem to have acquired penpals in Salendale.
  • Lee and Elissandre Lee allegedly have a cousin named Dee Lee. That just sounds ridiculous if you ask me.
  • Rosen’s next project is a sleigh to let him deliver surprises to children in wintertime.
  • Dream alligators are not always horrible.
  • Three hats together invites disaster.
  • When the moon waxes full, listen for the howls.
  • The weather fairies tell a tale of the Moon Fairy, who came to a valley called Moonlight Valley, and the evil fairies tried to make the Moon Fairy into a Mortal and take over the Sky Castle.
  • Despite how many people are out to get Lady Meat, she’s not the one whose face is on all the Wanted posters.
  • Is kidnapping a crime in Oak Harbor?
  • Get ready to meet Sirre.
  • The World’s Okayest Security Team continues to be the most okay at protecting art auctions.
  • Did I hear Kael laughing last gathering?
  • No dragon can stay hidden forever if they want to grow their hoard.
  • The Hilltop Occupants Association seems to have big plans. And possibly bigger pies.
  • Ducks are always harmless, right?
  • Forget paying in leaf, Lee will quite literally do anything for free good tea or free cookies.
  • There’s a good chance the militia muster will have a special guest for those looking to learn more about being a soldier.
  • It’s Oyku and Eleanora’s favorite holiday.
  • Spiders aren’t the only giant bug around.
  • Roderago looks great in a silk bonnet.
  • Mogudad is the new proprietor of the tea house.
  • There are no cheese cultists in Oak Harbor.
  • Wise merchants should get in on the ground floor of the latest new trend.
  • The number of the counting is up.
  • Florica is looking for workers but won’t say why. Even her recruiters agree it sounds suspicious.
  • Sometimes knights have duties other than fighting.
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I’m here for Rosen-Santa.

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We definitely need to have a winter feast this year…