Rumors of Late Spring, 824

  • Mogudad McDoogh has been found!
  • The birdhouses of Oak Harbor have been disappearing.
  • Kael joined the Velliar to learn more about Poetry.
  • Something in the mines is angry.
  • Zeph’s paintings are each a clue to one letter of the world’s most elaborate poem.
  • Local miners are struggling to make ends meet while they cannot work.
  • The Little Victory is looking for extra security. Fabulous hat required.
  • Refugee children are being warned to always be home before dark, or they will be killed by a tall dark man who drinks blood.
  • Amos is actually an acronym which stands for Apple Man Or Something.
  • With Mo’s return, Astrophel and Dolan have decided to abandon their careers in advertising.
  • Enki is learning to be a Davenstern.
  • Outside interests are becoming interested in Oak Harbor’s abundant resources.
  • Mogudad McDoogh was kidnapped by a sentient flag from Reverie.
  • Luvik has begun to create a dark mushroom army.
  • The alchemy shop is the new murder shed.
  • Refugees have reported kobolds stealing their things
  • They’re from Evren, and they’re singing, but it sure isn’t Evrish Spellsinging.
  • Someone was seen drinking blood in the graveyard! (It’s okay, though, it’s Vai’s.)
  • Rats have been chewing holes in all the blue fabric they can find.
  • No wonder we forgot that one - Void swallowed up most of his story.
  • To market, to market, to find a dream sheep. Hustle-ing, bustle-ing, yet fast asleep.
  • Things that go bump in the night are not as scary as things that go slorp.
  • The Davenstern are really excited about metal for some reason
  • Poison in your dreams, some will not wake.
  • Yorick is a milk enthusiast.
  • Sure, things are going to seem really hard if you insist on doing them the hard way.
  • There are five lights.
  • Caius’s reputation as town Dad is getting out of hand. Now he has manifested an actual son?
  • Wombat cheese.
  • Not all waterfalls have secret caves hiding behind them.
  • The University has decided that everybody should study History this year.
  • The Alchemy Guild works for the cheese cult.
  • The WFTC has put out a bounty for whoever can give information on who is stealing from them.
  • Voidmancy is okay if the one doing it isn’t a being of Evren.
  • Lee’s champions die so much because they keep getting into the spirits.
  • Snaer is going puppet-hunting.
  • Have you tried just talking to the cheese cult? Why the jump to bloodshed so quickly?
  • Herbert is looking for an emissary. Most people have a-void-ed the job posting.
  • Some animals are best left un-milked.
  • A few travelers have reported getting held up just outside of Oak Harbor by kobolds
  • Ralkurian has been acting strangely wholesome lately.
  • Yorick is actually a Weaver, he’s just trying to get everyone to believe he’s an Emissary of Vigor, so that Reverie thinks so too.
  • Militia members are encouraged to wear good marching boots to muster.
  • Nem would like to sustain even more injuries, please.
  • If you create a puppet workforce, you still need to pay them fair wages.
  • Frain exploits otters.
  • Leopold had a really awesome thesis. Shame it’s so hard to get to read. But some people get to read it… right?
  • The Velliar are really excited about metal for some reason
  • There are four lights.
  • It’s time for the otters to exploit Frain.
  • Kael and Eleanora are both planning to wear large fruit-covered hats to impress Oyku.
  • Ostriches stick their heads in the sand so they can see the vibrations of the earth and know who’s nearby.
  • He who snatches and runs away lives to snatch another day.
  • The enemy’s prison gate is down.
  • Thin the herd, test the tweaks.
  • Amos will have to start collecting for more business licenses soon.
  • It’s not a party. There’s no acid pit.
  • I’m sure if we just give the puppets some tasty snacks, they’ll be friends and not cause any trouble.
  • Haven’t you missed the mistwolves?
  • Parties are important for the economy.
  • Without Narissa around, is anyone looking out for the sustainability of the grindelow population?
  • Where are you supposed to kill a phoenix again?
  • I’ll give you three sheep for two stones, but only if they’re red.
  • Cheese is the best bait.
  • Suddenly everyone’s a botanist.
  • The local census includes at least six different Agathas.
  • Spira is smithing up components that have never existed before.
  • Wanda is actually Ayame’s sister who left the family in disgrace.
  • Someone has been leaving shiny objects outside Cozette’s tent
  • Another thesis defense! Can anything be as exciting as the last one?
  • The cheese cult has begun to study the moon.
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