- Tobias spreading rumors he can read, very sad. Guess he’s going for “fake it till you make it.”
- Vandriel is not as good at identifying mushrooms as she claims.
- In a proper drawing of the realms, Evren is at the top-left.
- How do you feel, on a scale of Big Boi to Annihilator?
- Kellis is an upstanding member of the community who cares deeply about picking up trash, trimming trees and compost.
- Did you hear? The new members of town are legendary heroes.
- A new play is coming to town! Let’s just hope it doesn’t end like the last one…
- Anyone who wants to make a move on Lee had better hurry.
- Deuces are wild
- Was that Erris? Something looked off…
- The Feldgeister think you should be adding corn fields, not houses.
- I heard there will be mushroom soup for dinner.
- Is seal fur really that comfortable anyway?
- The hedgehogs are out for blood. It is simply the cost of knowledge.
- Fire: The cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems.
- Gheist is trying to become a Lion Lyra?
- Savia’s cow gave Dyscordia indigestion.
- Oh, the summertime is coming/And the trees are blooming/And the wild mountain thyme/Grows around the blooming heather.
- The waterfall is back.
- That grandma is scary.
- Don’t eat the butter don’t eat the butter DO NOT EAT THE BUTTER
- Fáelán is trying to find their missing dad by hosting a Dad Olympics.
- On the fifth day, the very toxic caterpillar ate five pieces of delicious galatura flesh.
- The BirdWhistles are expanding their enterprises. How many members do they have now? And who is next?
- Ostriches are dangerous! Don’t go into the woods alone! Guard your swords! Don’t touch the eggs!
- Hunger overwhelming
- The Conclave Building’s gallery was broken into.
- It’s everyone’s favorite holiday! The Feast of Fruit!
- Several Vigamore were found wandering around Luvik, how strange!
- Beware of the pineapple under the sea.
- Did anyone else just hear that Gargoyle talk..?
- I’m sure this gigantic tunnel smashed through the woods is fiiiiiine.
- Vennick for Captain!
- Maestra Inca Marca De Sauko’s Dinosaur theme park is one step closer to its grand opening! You should totally try out the petting zoo!
- Is it really piracy if you’re pirating a pirate?
- Something has it out for the HOA, traps and stinking presents galore.
- Memories are a great currency. They don’t even have to be yours! How will they know they have forgotten, if they never remember having it?
- The sea kelp by the shore has been turning black and smelling putrid.
- What is Amos’ favorite combat maneuver? Grappleng
- Did you lose this Ostrich Warning poster? If you lose anything, check in the tavern or ask Kellis.
- Watch out for the web as much as the spider.
- No Guardian would rob a Felicitoro! They know better!
- The Harbormaster’s office is hiring.
- Somebody has been pestering all the town druids.
- Come play poker at the Casino!
- Who is chasing this clown and why?
- Is Errol getting cold feet?
- The Romanza looted a Zaffiro warehouse? The Conclave truce didn’t last long.
- Everyone seems to have a Mind Shield these days. How boring.
- Wilbur is attempting to sell to the highest bidder a collection of four mystic talismans called The Symbols of Stillness.
- Gebo is the power rune of cheese.
- The Fleet Razor swings back into action! Sweeney returns!
- Burrata. Halloumi. Colby. Limburger. Adelost. Abondance. Panela. Cottage. Truffle. Romano. Wensleydale.
- Many strange new colorful fish are appearing in the harbor.
- The forge has been really busy. The Zaffiro must have inspired the smiths.
- The granddaughters have broken into the alchemy shop.
- Finally, Faelan’s true Dad will be revealed.
- The town druids are far too sensitive when it comes to their personal space.
- Without Mo around, who will snatch the flag?
- Remoudou. Danbo. Feta. Gamalost. Gorgonzola. Stilton. Gruyere. Brie. Camembert. Manchego. Provolone
- The Hania haven’t been coming into town as much recently.
- The rivalry grows.
- Cheese cheese cheese cheese
- If the Zaffiro would just pay the Dragon its due, they wouldn’t be having these problems…
- Has anyone seen Winter lately? It’s probably fine…
- We have a Mom of Oak Harbor, but who is most Dad in Oak Harbor?
- Anatoly needs a successor for the bar - apply now!
- Mark but that one pinch can kill
- The BirdWhistles and the Oak Harbor Reporter are accepting submissions for the Oak Harbor Pinup Calendar.
- We will be testing the theory that disarm + fumble = a sword that no one can hold.
- Dead leaves and brittle roots fill the woods. And in their place a web of hunger.
- Gheist is brave as a lion! When he roars, the dinosaurs do what he says.
- When Lee gets married, the couple will walk down a red carpet. Kellis will die in the magma.
- When they say ‘hunting for knowledge,’ I don’t think they mean literally hunting down those with knowledge…
- Why have people been shouting at the sky?
- Snaer’s anglerfish has learned how to sail a boat, through observation.
- A new day, another acre of the Witchwood consumed.
- Mogudad isn’t here. He’s probably on a beach somewhere enjoying retirement.
- The Realms Circus is thinking of adding a trained-dino act.
- The eyes of the Owl watch every part of the Harbor.
- Boris constantly has ink smudges on his fingers. Is he trying to start a new newspaper to compete with Yorick?
- One fish two fish meab fish blue fish
- Dark is the powder of Death’s redeeming
- Have you seen Lee’s hat?
- It turns out Heart Druid is secretly a plant path.
- Cotija. Roquefort. Emmental. Grana. Munster. Pepperjack. Havarti. Scamorza. Fromage. Chevre
- The Trader nears Oak Harbor grounds ; Elmsday night when twelfth bell sounds ; Not far at all from the sounds of the sea ; Time is of both the essence and the fee
- tobar mew mew has beef with town seal
- A child is missing and in their place, a rotting corn doll.
- Yorick can’t vomit, so feed him anything and he should be able to keep it down.
- Vandriel has had a Great Idea and would like to be stabbed repeatedly.The Mad Lads are having a Dad Fad
- There is a local fan club for Lee. They call themselves the Leepers
- Talisien has been going off into the woods at midnight for a secret tea party
- There is a local fab club for Ellisandre. They call themselves the Eepers
- Eeny, meeny, miny, moe, \ Catch a Lyra by the toe. \ If they follow, make them grow, \ Eeny, meeny, miny, moe…
- A Bad Mad Lads Dad would be a Cad.
- A moving statue has been spotted running through the woods. The local museum does not claim it, but advises citizens to keep their distance and allow trained authorities to handle capturing wild art.
- The one-eyed Jack will get someone killed
- Talisien’s secret tea is like wicked good
- There is a local fan club for Kellis. They call themselves the Keepers.
- Yo, what’s up with Yorick this gather? Something is a little different about him, no?
- A good Mad Lads Dad would be a Chad
- Ten leaf to whoever can get Talisiens secret tea recipe.
- A gang war is brewing between the local fan clubs. Tensions rise as they fight over who is the most eligible. Blood may be spilled.
- All the Mad Lads are Chads
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